1) ...yer baby sleeps while ya fish.
2) ...you done gone and caught dinner. And ya baited yer own hook.
3) ...this is yer kin.
4) ...yer kids go offroadin' afore theys outta di-pers.
5) ...this is yer idear of a good vacayshun.
6) ...ya have yer kids pose for a pick-shur with a giant ferm animal.
And raht under ta bizness end...crimeny!
7) ...yer kid gits only a buckit o' mud to play with.
8) ...yer baby's ever been decked out in huntin' gear.
9) ...this is yer local Saturday naht watrin' hole.
10) ...yer pickshurs speak for themselves.
We're showerin' the Redneck Mommy!