So...I ask my friends for one small favor...to come clean with their Mom snafus for the sake of a good laugh and to win a little prize. For the sake of, "Aww...I'm so glad its not just me!" For the sake of "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that you did that!!!" and what do I get?
Nothing. Nada. Zip. Bupkis.
Don't you know...?
So last week's winner was Kim H. She left her poor pooch in the garage overnight.
In the car.
Poor doggie. (Who'm I kidding? Poor Kim...I know its the fact that she & her hubby are living in two different cities and she's handling the kids by herself while she prepares to sell their home and move.) So YAY FOR KIM! She wins the Cold Stone Creamery Jelly Bellys, fresh from the Jelly Belly factory.
The rest of you guys? SUCK.
So screw you, I'm goin' home.
(Heh...my "Slacker Momisms" for this week are so great I completely copped out of telling you about any real ones and wrote this piece of "borrowed" crap instead. I mean, how many pictures of ones overflowing pile of laundry do you NEED in one week? I think you get my point.)