...do you know how funny it is to fart in the fan aisle at Wal-Mart.
...are you asked about how a different animal poops every day.
...do you know the difference between a "triple" and a "home run" when a ball is hit off a tee into an imaginary stadium.
...will you see someone truly excited to pee outdoors. (And make up excuses to do so.)
...do you understand how important it is to retain control over juuuust how far down (or up) your window is set in the car.
...do you see how easily this will translate into controlling the remote in later years.
...can your heart be melted by sticky kisses and someone telling you, "Mom, I love you more than baseball!"
Loving boys for who they are? Works for me!
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