I *AM* smiling. And no - you cannot fix my hair.
I don't WANT to smile nice. This IS my smile.
Mom. I'm DONE with pictures.
FINE. There. Are you happy?
In reality, he had a great first day of kindergarten.
"So what did you do today?"
"Uh...I dunno. Lots of stuff."
"Did you make any new friends?"
"Uh huh. Like SIX friends. But I don't know what they're called."
Uh, OK kid. OK.