Monday, May 31, 2010

Just wait till HE has kids.

While Hubster and I were in Jamaica, our boys partied like kindergarten rock stars with Grandma for a few days, and then for a few days with Grandpa. They had so many things going on and ate so much sugar that they never really realized we were gone.

The end of their week was spent at my Dad's house in northern Wisconsin. They fished, they rode around the yard on ATVs, and probably best of all, spent time with two of their uncles. When we picked them up on Wednesday night, my brother Jeff got quiet and then looked at us sheepishly.

"Uh, guys...I sorta taught them something bad. On accident." 

Riiiiiggghhhhttt. Accident.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I thought it would be funny to teach them to say 'gnarly, dude!' but um, they, uh, I guess they didn't hear gnarly dude." He paused. "Hey, Nick! Show Mom and Dad that thing I taught you."

Nick smiled wide, and making the 'hang ten' sign with his fingers, shouted, "GNARLY BOOBS!!!"


LceeL said...

That's the first thing I tried to teach my boys - to have an appreciation for certain aspects of feminine pulchritude.

I like to think I was successful.

WeaselMomma said...

A. Happy belated anniversary.
B. That sounds like an awesome vacation.
C. One more reason to wish you didn't have brothers.

Tara R. said...

I hope it's years before he really has to learn about 'gnarly boobs.'

Love the snap, priceless!

Heather said...

That is hilarious! Happy Belated Birthday! :)

Sabrae Carter said...

To frickin funny! Guess he won't be teaching them anything anytime soon!

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